it’s a really bad idea to flush condoms through the toilet. the fish can get caught in them and this will make fishermen laugh so hard they could fall off their boat
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
going to college like
"what time is it?"
"time for you to get your own watc-"
When someone calls me attractive
*uses winged eyeliner to fly away from responsibilities*